This just in on the Onion News Network, “Facebook Program Drastically Cuts Agency’s Costs.” You all know Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook, but did you know he was really a CIA agent, code named The Overlord?
“After years of secretly monitoring the public, we were astounded so many people would willing publicize where they live, their religious and political views, alphabetized list of all their friends, personal email addresses, phone numbers, hundreds of photos of themselves, and even status updates of what they were doing moment to moment. It is truly a dream come true for the CIA.”
This is one of my favorite Onion reports. Watch it and get a good laugh, especially about what they say about Farmville and FourSquare. Personally I think Angry Birds was more effective at pacifying Americans during the recession, but who is to argue with the CIA statistics.